Phuket

Hello my darlings. Imma do a quick post on my Phuket trip. 

Day 1.

Reached airport at bout 3pm when my flight is at 5pm. LOL. Boarded the plane and the pilot and co-pilot was very friendly! Because there was a long delay and the pilot spoke to us saying that he's Santa and that the co-pilot is Rudolph. He said that the Santa sleigh is not ready to fly yet cause the elves(crew members) are busy feeding the reindeer hay and carrots so that the reindeer are fully prepared to fly the sleigh. Haha! Cute right? And he said those sitting at the edge (the window seaters) have to hold on tight to the sleigh cause its gonna be a bumpy ride! Haha, and Santa offered to let the 'young at hearts' or the children to take pictures with Santa and Ruldolph at the end of the ride. How sweet. This is definitely something new and creative! :D Haha, then we reached Phuket in 1.5hrs time. So lame -.- . Haha then we booked our tour and took the bus to our hotel. 

By the way did you see my cute socks? :D I bought them when I was like P3 and I'm still able to wear them omg. So we reached our Hotel and had free BBQ. :D The Thais there are very friendly and most of them are very beautiful. :) Then we explored the area and there's a lot of night markets that closes at 1am + . Oh btw, their time there is 1hr slower than Singapore. Went home and watched Fairy Tail on animax and slept.

Day 2

Well Day 2 was pretty much shopping around the malls and markets. Went to their wet market too and their 'food system' is very strange, cause some of the stalls there requires you to buy your own ingredient from the wet market itself and give it to the stall vendors to cook up tasty thai style meals. But of course its extremely cheap. We had like 7 people in total and the total cost was only $60 sing dollars. Then we walked the entire shopping area in one day and its very tiring and sunny. 

Got ourselves an expensive ice cream accidentally tho. My sist was like "Its best that you don't know the price. Just buy whatever you want to eat first,  enjoy the food then be sad over the price." Yeah . Her theory. Then we continued shopping again. Shopped for our attire for the next day's wet activity. Had dinner afterwards. Back to Hotel. Rest. And out for night life.

Oh oh!! I drank beer over there in Thailand! :D I'm a bad girl! Okay nvrmind, Big deal. ==; I drank Singha and it taste awful but oh well, I WANNA FEEL LIKE AN ADULT. P.s That's my dad's beer bottle. Mine's just a can of Singha. What a pussy. -_-

Oh yeah, about the night life. I didnt take much pictures over there cause its all clubbing and pole dancing. It'll be awkward if my parents catch me taking down pictures of busty ladies in mini skirts and revealing tops, rubbing their asses on the metal pole right. Haha, Dirty minded people! STOP IMAGINING IT. FYI, most of the pole dancers there are ladyboys. Ladyboys are men that turned themselves into women. :) Moving on,  my parents went to the more decent area and I saw this huge mass of blackness.

They're second-hand shoes!

Then I saw this EMO sign which says

Ba dum tss. Lame joke.

And these shorts that reminds me of weiyan. If she was there looking at this, she'd probably say "Siao, so short might as well don't wear!"

Yeah, they're ass shorts.

And I bought one of them. Hahah kidding. Crazy. If I wore this in Singapore I'd be on Stomp all day. -.-

Went back Hotel and took some pictures with my favourite toy xiaolaoshu.

My first ever successful bed photo. -.-
( w my ugly foot behind)

Day 3! Cruise

There were 4 levels on this ship. We headed for Top deck and its was scorching.

I can barely open my eyes w/o my shades!

 The cruise started off well but as it got further into the deep ocean, the waves were getting stronger and bigger. And the ride got dangerous as the ship was crashing into waves that kept on coming. And the top deck was all soaked in seawater. It was kinda thrilling but scary as the chairs are sliding from one place to another. And people were falling down,..and I thought of Titanic! Haha, my brother's friend got seasick and he went to the basement to barf while I accompanied him. It was too cold and wet on the top deck. Then after 1.5 hrs ride, we reached a lagoon at some isolated island and we went for snorkelling! It was a new experience for all of us and we're all kinda frightened cause my siblings and I couldn't swim. Well, I did learnt swimming in just 4 lessons.. But its futile. I tried swimming in the waters but the waves were so strong!! And its so hard to breathe while wearing the snorkelling mask. Water gets in everytime I breathe thru my nose..and I gotta force myself to use my mouth to breathe thru the snorkelling tube. Haha but after awhile its gets fine and I saw many fishies underneath! 

After that, we went to Phi Phi island to have our lunch. Headed back to the port then drove back to Hotel. Went for shopping afterwards to buy souvenirs for you guys. Bought this for myself tho.

Pretty eh?

Day 4.

Headed to Patong Beach. Played Parasailing only cause I played jetski in Bali already so ..

:)

Suntanned ourselves...

Day 5

Tour day

 I've been to this temple twice xD

 Cute kitty sleeping like a log.

 Chestnut factory! :D

 Sunset.

Sorry guys -.- I'm getting reeally lazy to post LOL. 

Yeah ..We went to some place that has all the branded stores. Quiksilver, Levis, Lee, etc etc. Didnt really buy much from there cause its kinda expensive.. Just bought some bras for myself.. -.- Then head back blablala. Dinner blabla. Sleep.

Day 6

Woke up pretty late. About noontime. Went to eat KFC ice cream. KFC ICE CREAM yo. Singapore KFC doesn't sell ice cream anymore :( Tried their chocolate and corn flavour. Its so yummy. 

Then headed to airport at about 3 + . While my parents were checking in. There's this China couple went to cut the queue, he went all the way to the front to check in and you know what, the queue was only 5 parents long. And the first person was unhappy of course, then they started quarrelling and my dad was second in the queue. the first person was demanding the china man to apologise to him. So the china man kinda rebel and they almost got into a fight. then after that, my dad trying to be the peacemaker he was stopping them from fighting, and the china man was like 'sorry la!' in a super china accent... then cause my dad was watching them bicker, the china man's wife was like 'STARE WHAT STARE' in china accent again. Then my dad wasn't happy too -.- then he told the china man 'if you wanna apologise, apologise to all of us.' then he point to the rest of the singaporeans queueing behind.  Then the china man pointed at my dad and scold sth .. i couldnt tell what it was cause it was all in chinese. then the lady at the counter was like 'security! security!' hahah but of course nobody came, and the china man quickly walked away without apologising sincerely. then the first person was like 'get back here!' wah, then the china man tried to act hero , he walked in a gangster way with his hand all swung up high and say "I'm here! What do you want? You told me to get back here right? I'm here!!" then he walked away -.-. And the first person said sth again, the china man walked back and punched that guy. And LOL, some singaporean man came into the middle of the fight and say, "ni men zhong guo ren bu yao lai zhe li gao shi qing, hui qu ni de guo jia lah!" and finally the china couple left. I think its dumb.. they humiliate themselves in some foreign countries and they still make a fuss out of waiting short queues, knowing that they're outnumbered here, much less to say, disliked by us singaporeans. Whatsmore those couples are kinda young, around 20+ . 

Haha, thats it. -.- Wakey wakey readers~

Oh that reminds me, I touched a lot of hot & ripped bodies on the cruise trip. Not that I'm doing it on purpose but the ship was really shaky and I was bumping into a lot of angmoh bodies. :D Heee. And they didn't mind! They're like 'Its fine.' 'Oh! No, its okay!" "Sure, No problem! Here, let me help you.' Haha, and yeah , if you haven't seen my fb status, there was once I trip and fell forward and my arms were like open wide and I hug the closest one to me and It was a smoking hot angmoh, I can still remember his eyes and his smile. Heehee. Somehow, this trip has made me more inclined in looking for angmoh boyfriends in the future. I feel so protective when I walk next to one, and my heart races when they're so close to me. Haha! :D Happygirl. 

And there was one time I was walking the night market with just my sister alone and there's this Italian man who approached us and chatted with us. Haha, he seemed so friendly. But when he asked if we could drink with him later on and I got scared cause I thought of all the negative consequences etc..so we rejected him and he said, " Aw, thats a pity. But okay. Its fine. :) Nice meeting you anyway!" Haha, what a gentleman! And after he left, I kinda regret not accepting his kind request, cause he really seemed like a nice guy, he had that decent look and he was trying to converse in his broken chinese xD! Haha, and it makes me wonder if there's such nice people in Singapore.